I was perusing the wares on Urban Outfitters' site because I was bored and I like to get ideas for fun accessories to look for at Ross. I made the mistake of looking at shirts, though. And I came across this Lux Cutout Trolley Top. Uh, wait, don't you mean "Trollop" top? WTF? Oh, look, it's "business in the front, and party in the back". Comes with a free mullet wig and a vial of crack.
Not horrid enough for you? How about the Lux In Line Tunic? Or is it, the Lux "Do a line" tunic? Druggie boyfriend with a name that rhymes with "sheet" not included. Super comfy for when you're doing rails.
Call me square, but shirts like that are why I went to Banana Republic and bought this sweater in a color called New Bamboo. That's right. No party in the back. Just tea and biscuits and a little "Coronation Street" on CBC. (Since EastEnders isn't on KBTC anymore, I have to make do. You know how it is, dear.)
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Slowly, slowly... back away from the Urban Outfitters website. Slowly, you can do it.
There. Isn't it nice? : )
It's really sad - I've been watching all these actresses on the celebrity blogs in their tight leggings and long sweaters... they are SO going to regret this look in just a year or less! NOT flattering. Same with these meth addict sweaters!
Ok, I've backed away. Feeling better...much better. Although, I have to admit that I think their website is well done and easy to navigate, but it's only good for clothes if you want to look like a coke whore. Which is why I'm wearing a GAP sweater as I type this! :-)
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