I read this link on I'm Not Obsessed...do you think I have what it takes? Oh, no, I'm too sweet and nice, right? I'm the kind of person that seems all flexible, like, "Oh, I don't care what kind of flowers, just something pink and romantic. Doesn't matter to me. I'll just be over here volunteering my time to the homeless and donating blood." But then when you least expect it...
"Are you f*cking color blind? This is magenta and I specifically wanted PINK! And I asked for no carnations, you cretin! What kind of pedestrian bride do you take me for?"
Ha, but seriously, you couldn't pay me enough to be on a reality tv show. Although, I'm not above watching...
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