Paradise?

I overheard this conversation the other day. It was, uh, priceless.

"Yeah, dude, he's gonna get a tattoo."

"Sweet. Of what?"

"Well, it's going to be on right here (points to lower torso/pelvic region) and there's going to be two palm trees

and it's going to say, 'Welcome to paradise' with some arrows pointing down. It's going to be f*ckin' awesome."

"That's what's up".

Charming. I wonder if he's friends with this guy?

I think somebody has a series of laser tattoo removal appointments in his future.