Minty

I don't typically have dessert at lunch, but some days just require a sweet treat. And on those types of days, I go buy a box of Junior Mints from the vending machine.

Junior Mints are the perfect candy. Their centers are sweet and smooth, unlike York Peppermint patties, which I hate because their centers are hard and chalky. Ick. Junior Mints also provide just the right amount of chocolate to make you feel like you've had something really good.

Not to mention that they are refreshing and remind me of that episode on Seinfeld where Kramer accidentally tosses a wayward Junior Mint into the patient he and Jerry are watching get an operation.

Maybe I'll even get a Junior Mints lunch box. (Holy crap! They even have AC/DC lunchboxes on this site! I swear, the internets makes me need a prescription for ritalin.)

Did you ever have a lunchbox? I had one with a liberty bell on it - it was red, white and blue and kind of dorky. I'm not sure where my parents got it. Probably at the Goodwill...the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. (Maybe that's why Asa Pryor pulled my hair all the time during storytime in kindergarten - he wanted my badass lunchbox. Asshole. I bet he's in prison now. I should have konked him over the head with my lame lunchbox when I had the chance.)

Ok, off to buy Junior Mints. Must focus...