Have you ever left a pissy note? I've been tempted, but I can't think of a time when I actually followed through. I'm more the type to go knock on someone's door and nicely ask them to kindly turn down the stereo/stop skateboarding in their room/stop tattooing. This was a constant problem with our neighbors in the dorm where I lived in college. So, after telling said neighbors that the buzz of our their tattoo needle was keeping me awake (in an almost apologetic fashion, mind you - like, oh, I'm sorry I'm bothered by your incessant racket, can you please stop so that I might wake up for my 8am math class?) Then, I would head back to our room and curse their names (Weaselboy and Randy) and wish bad things on them like psorisis or some other type of blight. Sooo, I guess that's slightly assertive, yet passive agressive at the same time.
Anyway, I have seen a few notes left up in our current building (not the dorms - because, thankfully, I haven't lived in a dorm since 1994), which I totally should have taken pictures of for the passive agressive site. One of the notes was left just the other day. Saturday night, someone had a little too much fun and yakked in our hallway. It was pretty awful. So someone else left a nasty note taped to the elevator telling the perp to clean up. After a couple days (seriously, it was gross), the puke magically vanished and Aaron took down the note (although he wasn't the author of the note, I can assure you) after he saw that it was cleaned up. Hopefully that will be a one off type thing.
After perusing the passive agressive note site, I decided that one of my favorite notes is this one.
I wonder if Jesus would even like Poptarts?Anyway, I pissed away about an hour yesterday looking at the notes. That's the wonderful thing about the internets! Enjoy!
2 comments:
Not skateboard in their room? Stop tatooing? Hmmm...talking about anyone in particular?
Oh, yeah! Our favorite neighbors - weren't they in a band called Scrimo or something? At least they didn't practice in their room. In all fairness, they were probably only up until 10:30pm...ok, maybe 9:30pm. You know I like to get the maximum amount of sleep possible. :-)
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