Dreaming of....Tommy Lee?

I had a really disturbing dream last night. I dreamed I was on tour with Mötley Crüe. (Perhaps that would qualify as a nightmare?) The odd thing was that we were on an actual tour bus with regular tourists, too.

At one point, I was playing guitar with "the Crüe" in a front of an audience, but I really sucked and I was trying to just pretend to pluck the strings, ala when I "played" trumpet in fifth grade. Vince Neil and company were giving me dirty looks throughout the whole set.

After we played, we were on the bus to somewhere and then we were stranded in a forest. One of the band members had to fix a gold necklace before we could leave the forest.

Meanwhile, I wanted to date one of the band members. I was trying to chat up Tommy Lee. Suddenly, my friend Miss K was there. Then, Miss K and I were going to go for a hike and she told me that I would have a chance with a drummer because "drummers date fat girls". Wha'? (In the dream, I was rather porky, but still.) Then we set off to go on a hike and I was wearing a really hideous floral dress and black high heels.

When I woke up, I realized I was way too hot and it was past 11am. Definitely time to get up.

I'm thinking maybe I should lay off the Guitar Hero for a while...