I Like Exfoliated Butts And I Cannont Lie?

I read about this (careful! links may not be safe for work) procedure called a Butt Facial the other day. It sounds like something you'd see in a porn movie with Ron Jeremy, but no, it's a new spa treatment. Apparently, you can get a facial for your booty, just the same as you would for your face. If you ask me, this is right up there with deep conditioning your pubic hair on the useless beauty routine scale. (I had a friend in high school who did that with Aussie 3-Minute Miracle. I swear. I know, I thought it was TMI, too.)

So, unless you're planning to hang out at a nude beach or go streaking, I think that it would be safe to pass on this procedure and use the funds for a brow wax or pedicure (just because it's almost winter doesn't mean it's ok to stop exfoliating those heals, people!).