Tarantula

After recovering from the excitement and exhilaration of the wedding, Aaron and I are looking forward to settling into a life of matrimonial bliss. But before we each gain fifty pounds from sitting around eating Papa Murphy's pizza right out of the box, while watching "America's Funniest Home Videos" (you know that cat that does the thing with the thing? Oh, it's so FUNNY!), we thought we'd open up our wedding gifts.

We got lots of wonderful and amazing things, but one gift really stood out for its, ahem, originality. I'm not going to name names, but someone gave us a Tarantula Azul Tequila Margarita Mix Set. Wow. Just wow. Where do you go from there? I mean, a blender? That's no Azul Tarantula Tequila Margarita set. A crock pot? Who needs to eat stew when you're totally ready to "electrify your night" after downing seven Azul Tarantula tequila margaritas?

Now, what would really blow my socks off would be seeing a tarantula at the bottom of the bottle a la the worm in the tequila bottle. I'll see if the McCormick Distilling Company can make that happen.