When I was little, I watched the show Solid Gold with my brother. We would dance around the kitchen in our socks and slide all over the linoleum floor pretending that we were dancers, too. (Sadly, he did not grow up to be a fabulous gay designer or similar, who would take me shopping and pick out the flattering clothes for me. He is a straight manly man who works with large tools and would probably deny that he even knows what Solid Gold is, but I digress.)I was thinking to myself that dressing up as a Solid Gold dancer would be a good costume for Halloween. But what to wear? How about these SHOCKING gold lame leggings from American Apparel? What to wear on top, you ask? Who would notice your top when you are wearing GOLD LAME leggings?
Gold not your thing? Don't fret, Sunshine, because they come in silver and copper, too. A red hot poker is also included, so that you'll be prepared when your friends beg you to gouge their eyes out when you wear them.
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