Damn Jam

I like to eat while I'm working on the computer. I usually stick to non-drippy things like granola bars, crackers and cookies. Today, however, I thought it would be a fun idea to harken back to my elementary school days and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I think you know where this is going...a big glob of strawberry jam squished out and spooged my keyboard! (Is "spooge" a word?) After dobbing about twenty wet Kleenexes in the vicinity of the jam and then blowing the hell out of it with some canned air (an amazing amount of crumbs flew everywhere), I finally extricated said jam from the keys. "J" and "K" are still a little sticky, but things seems to be woooooojjjjjjjjoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkinggggggggggggggggg. Ack!

"Hello, Tech Support? There seems to be something wrong with my keyboard. No, I'm not sure what. What? No, I would NEVER eat at my workstation!"