10 Things I Hate (But Just in General, Not Necessarily About You)

It's been a rough week...car troubles (the check engine light came on - but I got it fixed to the tune of $280), more rain (I'm starting to mold), and I noticed that our downstairs neighbor threw rotting lettuce in our yard (and no, we don't have a compost pile...except that, well, I guess we do now.)

I've been feeling cranky all day, so I thought I'd compile a list of 10 Things I Hate:

1. I hate it when the crushed up cereal pours out in a puff of cereal dust when you're almost at at the bottom of the bag even when you try to hold it back with your hand.
2. I hate it when people talk in movies. (We had Obvious Guy sitting behind us when we went to see "Brokeback Mountain". "Oh, that sheep is dead," he says. No kidding, Obvious Guy.)
3. I hate it when our neighbor parks his yellow van beast in front of the scooter on the street where I like to park.
4. I hate gin. (Let's be honest, who really wants to drink something that smells like a Christmas tree?)
5. I hate fresh tomatoes.
6. I hate it when people talk to me when I'm in the bathroom stall at work. (When the stall door closes, the window of opportunity for conversation with me also closes.)
7. I hate it when people eat yogurt with a plastic spoon and scrape, scrape, scrape that last bit of yogurt out of the bottom of the container. (It's gone, piggy! Give it up!)
8. I hate that women's pants sizes are so f*cked up. (I currently have pants in sizes 8, 10, 12, 13, 14, Medium and Large, and I'm not talking about fat pants and skinny pants - they ALL fit me right now.)
9. I hate it when I take a long time to get ready and blow out my hair and do my make-up with the smoky eyes and all that crap...only to step outside into torrential rain and end up looking like a wet, homeless cat with mange.
10. But the thing that I hate most is when the wind blows my hair so that it sticks to my MAC Lipglass lipgloss. Dear God, why is it so windy all the time? I need a lip guard to protect my lipgloss! (Do you think Sephora would patent my idea for a lip guard? Yesssss!! I'll be rich!)