Shoot to Thrill

I saw this article today about a woman that is going to marry this man who held her hostage and shot her. And he didn't just graze her shoulder or hit her in the foot...oh no, he shot her in the GROIN! But, no big deal, right? Everyone makes mistakes. He's serving 20 years in prison, so we can just hope they don't get conjugal visits and clutter up the gene pool with more stupid people.

As a total non sequitur, I think I'm addicted to nose spray. Call me crazy, but I just like to breathe. But at least my soul mate isn't holding me hostage and shooting me in my nethers.