Hey kids! It's almost that spooky time of year - Halloween! We'll probably be moving into the condo that weekend, so no hi-jinks for us. However, I did take the liberty of finding some more sick and twisted candy. This ear wax candy was by far the grossest of all. These larvet snacks come in a close second. I got some for my Dad for his last birthday. They come in ranch and b-b-q flavor. I like all things ranch, but I draw the line at larvets. This cockroach chocolate is kind of cute gross. A friend of mine used to have pet Madagascar hissing cockroaches, so these roach candies wouldn't totally freak me out. (Ok, maybe they would - those damn hissing cockroaches were what nightmares are made of, man!)But my favorite all-time Halloween treat has to be candy corn. How much fun is it to wedge candy corn on your teeth to make Halloween fangs? That's good times!
3 comments:
Ear wax candy ... formerly nown as candy corn. TRICK or TRAUMA.
yes, i think you're right - ear wax candy might scar a child for life. but i'd rather get ear wax candy than walnuts. this mean old lady that lived next door to me in olympia gave out whole walnuts from her walnut tree at halloween. what a rip off...
Not too diffrent from them fokes in Charlie Browns town who atchually keep a colection o rocks nearby t give to kids wit crappy costumes!
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