Greetings and Salutations

I saw the funniest and most wonderful e-cards recently in two different places. The first place was in the comments section on a friend's myspace page, and the second was in a post on I'm Not Obsessed.

So where can you track down these fantastic greetings? Go to someecards and see if you find any that tickle your fancy. Their tagline is "when you care enough to hit send". (I totally agree with this, because how hard is it to hit send? It's like ordering flowers on FTD and hitting "order". Not very f*cking difficult.)

These e-cards are even better than those snarky motivational posters that I love dearly.

My favorite e-card so far is this one:

If you think that is funny, you will pee your pants when you read the rest of them. Just make sure nobody is watching you or they will think you are criminally insane when your face turns bright red from suppressing giggles and snorting uncontrollably.