Peepers

As I was getting ready for bed last night, I went to the window to close the blinds and the drapes to achieve total darkness in the bedroom. As I twisted the wand to the blinds and began to tilt them, I looked down to the highest window of the building next door and saw the top half of two very, shall we say, "amorous" people! I had a bird's eye view of them in their bed! It was like a scene out of a movie, so I had to call Aaron in post haste. I yelled at him to come here right away, and he raced in and looked panicked, like maybe I had just found a dead rat under my pillow or a colony of ants in the closet.

"The neighbors are doing it!!" I screamed. And as he glanced down, we saw a full frontal shot of boobs. It was pretty much a porn trainwreck that we knew we shouldn't be watching, but couldn't stop.

So, I have to ask - Who needs cable with neighbors like ours?