Tunics

I was looking at the Banana Republic website, as I happen to get email updates from them, and I saw that their new spring line is all about flowy style tops and dresses that are "Inspired by Morocco". The model in the picture is Asian and looks like Ziyi Zhang from "Memoirs of a Geisha" - beautiful long hair, smooth skin and NO BOOBS! If you are going to pull off a tunic, you have be flat as a KitKat. You can't eat KitKats, however, because if you do, the tunic will look like a maternity shirt and people will ask you, "When is the baby due?"

I personally hate tunics for this specific reason. I myself have more of an hourglass figure (though, not a Pamela Anderson rack, by any means) and, as I have discussed before, I have an ass. So, no tunics for me. But I will have that KitKat, if you're not going to eat it...