Friday, January 27, 2006

Eau de Toilette

My brother and his girlfriend just spent a boatload of money to buy two new toilets for their house and have them installed. They told me that the toilets are so powerful that they will suck down 29 golfballs per flush.

One begs the question, why would you want to flush 29 golf balls? Does Tiger Woods know about this? And how did they discover that 29 was the magic number? Did the toilet clog with 30 balls? Did they try 2 baseballs, but figure that they should go with quantity over quality? Did they try billiard balls or super balls, but figure that golf balls would appeal to a more affluent socio-economic group?

Some questions to mull over next time you are on the throne.

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