Fender Bender

I finally got my car back from the auto body shop yesterday! I am so relieved. I got rear-ended on I-5 on the way home from work about a week and half ago. No one was injured, although I had to hold myself back from hurting the girl that ran into me. Her excuse was that she had just learned to drive a stick shift. Not very damn well, obviously. And last time I checked, the brake is located in the same place on an automatic. Whatever. But thankfully, she was insured, so I got a rental car while mine was in the shop. It was a crappy Kia, though, but it was better than nothing.

I'm so happy to have my car again! It's not like it's an Aston Martin or something - it's only a Mazda. But it's like an extension of my living room. I have extra shoes in the trunk, make-up, tissues and mints in the glove box and all the radio pre-sets are already set to stations that I like.

Now I just have to keep from getting hit again! Maybe I should look into getting a monster truck. Then anyone that ran into me would get totalled. My truck would be pink with Hello Kitty on the hood. Look out! Rowr!