The Eyes Have It

E-bay has everything! I totally need to replace my glass eye. The eye patch just isn't cutting it - although it will be great for Halloween - argh! I should have worn the patch for "Talk Like a Pirate Day". Anyway, whoever posted this really needs to be more sympathetic to his target audience. I mean, if you're shopping for a glass eye, is it really a "must see" item? If you need a glass eye, you're not going to be seeing much of anything. I'm just saying...