Monday, October 03, 2005

Beermats for the Lazy and Wasted...

With this handy new beer mat, your server will be notified when you need a refill on your beer. Then you can sit in the same chair all evening and never need to get up. Unless you have to pee...but that's what catheters are for, silly!

Cheers!

2 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

Too bad there aint a senser fokes can sit on thatll sound alarm when thay had too stinkin much t drink!

Kittykat said...

I think there already is a sensor for when people have had too much to drink and it sounds like this: "I love you, man!" Followed by retching into the commode. Not that I would know from experience or anything.