Who needs dentures when you've got Ebay?

So the Hello Kitty tooth got me thinking...what else is out there in the land of dentristry that I don't know about. Well, hold onto your molars, because there is some weird shit for sale on Ebay.

Take this tooth belt buckle for example. I hardly know my dentist, but I'm sure this would be a big hit for him to wear to parties.

I also found this authentic gold crown for sale. And no, it's not a crown like you get at Burger King, it's a dental crown. Where the hell did they get this? Did they rip it out of someone's mouth? More importantly, why would I want to buy it? So many questions...

But this one takes the cake: it is three wisdom teeth from a military veteran. However, he can't spell military. I'll let that go, though. Bidders, have your mouse at the ready!