If someone asked me if I wanted some toilet candy, I would think they were taking the piss (no pun intended!) I would say, "No toilet candy for me, I just had a urinal cake!" What a witty exchange we would have!Surprisingly, unlike Santa Claus, toilet candy does indeed exist and it comes in more than one flavor! It's kind of like Lik-m-aid, but instead of a white candy stick and a bag of sugar powder, toilet candy has a candy plunger and a toilet bowl chock-full of colored candy powder. Looks like a crapload of fun! (Oh, so many bad puns today!) Mmmmm. I'm getting the sugar shakes just thinking about it.
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Somtime FARRRRRR inta the future therell be some guy on CNN showin off his colection of 10,000 little toilet bowls! MARK MY WORDS! Its Americana in the making!
You're probably right - hopefully those plastic animals that poop candy will become collector's items, too. I have the toy cow that craps brown jelly beans. Mmm-mmm good.
We've come a long way from Barbie an G.I. Joe!
No kidding! I think the toilet candy is more in line with Garbage Pail Kids. Remember those?
Garbag Pail Kids came a bit after my years of real TOY CONSIOUSNESS, but I remember that lotsa fokes found em ... uhhh ... inapropriate.
Have they made a fartin dolly yet?
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